Re: UPDATE!!!! Everyone read!!!

J.B. Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:42 pm

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and then
Jonny wins with umbrella!!!!!!!!!!

MelConquersAll Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:54 am

until the umbrella sues Jonny for unauthorized touching..

Kazara Sat Jul 31, 2010 4:01 am

Well, umbrellas are pretty kinky. They spread themselves out on top of your head in public for long periods of time and they have a fetish for bad, wet weather. Plus, it was featured in a Rihanna song, meaning sex inevitably occurred while the word "umbrella" was sung.

But why is the umbrella frayed on top? Is it supposed to be like that or is it an STD?

J.B. Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:38 pm

Kazara wrote:Well, umbrellas are pretty kinky. They spread themselves out on top of your head in public for long periods of time and they have a fetish for bad, wet weather. Plus, it was featured in a Rihanna song, meaning sex inevitably occurred while the word "umbrella" was sung.

But why is the umbrella frayed on top? Is it supposed to be like that or is it an STD?

it's physical damage from the rough, rough sexz.

Kazara Sat Jul 31, 2010 3:25 pm

Oh. But didn't that hurt you significantly more than it did the umbrella?

CellarDoor Sat Jul 31, 2010 7:18 pm

Jonny! Ur hairz gone Shocked

J.B. Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:24 am

Kazara wrote:Oh. But didn't that hurt you significantly more than it did the umbrella?

i don't get penetrated. ever.

so no. =D

J.B. Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:31 am

CellarDoor wrote:Jonny! Ur hairz gone

oh that's right, did i not share my post-C5 modelingz?

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well actually, that's about it since MY GODDAMN COMPUTER CRASHED AND I LOST MOST OF THE PIX OF ME AND MAI BOYFRIEND BEFORE I COULD UPLOAD THEM.

i do has these of him though:

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btw, that is not fierceeyes, that is sunintheeyes.

Kazara Sun Aug 01, 2010 4:24 pm

J.B. wrote:
i don't get penetrated. ever.

so no. =D

You let somebody else do your umbrella, then? Surprised

50% chance of...I wanted to say something clever and precipitation-related but can't think of anything.

And your 'do looks great, especially in the 3rd one! Mine has recently morphed into a rat's ass to such an extent that if a picture were taken of me right now, it'd probably look like one of those "Q: Where are they now? A: Doing meth!" photos next to a C1 shot.

J.B. Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:06 pm

Kazara wrote:
You let somebody else do your umbrella, then? 50% chance of...I wanted to say something clever and precipitation-related but can't think of anything.

the hiv

And your 'do looks great, especially in the 3rd one! Mine has recently morphed into a rat's ass to such an extent that if a picture were taken of me right now, it'd probably look like one of those "Q: Where are they now? A: Doing meth!" photos next to a C1 shot.

well you know, the drug addict thing was big in the 90s for modeling. you could be the one to turn it around, give it a comeback. =D

Kazara Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:50 pm

Original Kazara quote:

50% chance of HIV!

There we go.

Yeah, as long as Kate Moss is still in the biz...!

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty were reportedly so horny that they were close to having sex on a bench at celebrity rehab center The Priory this weekend.

My man on the inside at the clinic’s Southgate branch, in North London, said: “It happened between half six and seven o’clock on Sunday evening. There were a group of people attending a self-help group for the day. Because it was pleasant weather, their leader suggested they move things outside. But during their session they noticed a couple getting rather fruity on a nearby bench. They were kissing and groping each other. Hands were going up clothing and there was lots of groaning. They were practically having full-blown sex. Then people realised it was Moss and Doherty – her skinny blue jeans were the giveaway. But a second later the couple noticed they were being watched and pulled away.”

I’ve stopped trying to figure out why Kate Moss is attracted to Pete Doherty. Obviously there are things in this world that man just wasn’t meant to understand. Like the meaning of life. Or math.

Also, what?

a couple getting rather fruity

CellarDoor Sun Aug 01, 2010 6:56 pm

The English really know how to make things unsexy.

Wiith their snogging and getting fruity.

Kazara Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:23 pm

Well, I guess it's better than somebody getting it on with a vegetable. BA-DUM-CHH

J.B. Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:43 pm

i think "snogging" always sounded really unattractive. it's making out.

also, i know this troll on another forum who is completely delusional and posted pictures of him fucking himself with a banana. this was a few years ago. he's been banned from the forum like 3 times but always reregisters a few months later. his first post in the forum was

well wait

let me show you

http://kittyradio.com/soapbox/void/56247-why-forum-so-dead.html

someone responded with a picture of bananas. totally made my day.

J.B. Sun Aug 01, 2010 8:43 pm

he's from Panama if that explains anything.

Kazara Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:49 am

Wait, is this NSFWWCPA? (Not safe for watching with crazy parents around?)

Mikiel Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:51 am

It's all good. Very Happy

I remember the first time I showed my mom this forum. It just so happened to be the same day that Joey decided to post the poop porn all over the site. Sad day.

J.B. Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:49 pm

Kazara wrote:Wait, is this NSFWWCPA? (Not safe for watching with crazy parents around?)

no, it's just a picture of a banana

i think there's a dead Marilyn Monroe picture in there someone too and he refers to her corpse as "beautiful" at some point.

J.B. Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:50 pm

Mikiel wrote:It's all good. I remember the first time I showed my mom this forum. It just so happened to be the same day that Joey decided to post the poop porn all over the site. Sad day.

we all flooded to chatzy that day.

you know, as horrible as it all was, it was still pretty epic. cycle 3 was just pretty damn epic overall. fuck cycle 6. let's do cycle 3 again.

Kazara Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:24 am

Greatest looking corpse in history.

Woo, so necro, man! Was he/she a troll?

And I wish I was there for Cycle 3. Its Wiki summary sounds great.

Poop porn? Like, people porn with poop or pieces of poop doing stuff without people?

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