Roderick's exit interview

So I decided to interview Roderick about his abrupt departure from C6. I know Ballard used to do these interviews, but mine is gonna be better cuz there aint any fluff. Also its kick ass cuz I keepz it real.

Q: When you quit did you feel bad for letting Leigh down, especially since he thought you had the potential to get better.
A: Well, uh... its just that modeling, I don't think its for me.

Q: What do you have to say to people that think that modeling isn't whats "not for you", its people telling you what to do, its people telling you that you're not perfect, that that's what you can't handle... and the most unattractive thing in the world is a quitter... and for that.. you can go.
A: I didn't mean any harm, thats why I said sorry to Leigh for wasting his time. It's just that I miss my family so much. I miss my sister, my brother. So i'm gonna go back to my family and be regular ole happy Roderick. This whole experience made me realize modeling isn't what I want, I'm not happy and I didn't want to feel like that anymore.... so I just had to say something.

Q: What was your favorite memory of the competition?
A: When Omega got positive critiques.

Q: Was that because you were the photographer, or was it because you were genuinely happy for her?
A: I was happy for her because she's my sister "sob"

Q: Who did you see winning the competition at the start of the cycle, and why?
A: Rachums cuz she was an actual contestant, like how they were in the previous cycles, she deserves to win

Q: What do you mean by that?
A: ok we all know how there were like only a few real contestants, meaning these people picked the site and made the props and did their makeup and hair and etc..the rest were tag alongs

Q: Are you referring to the deadly vipers (Hana, Zinah, and Kat)?
A: "No Response"

Q: How would you respond to accusations that you're bipolar?
A: I am bipolar, mildly. I'd say that was a great guess. I've dealt with a lot of sadness because of it.

Q: Are you bipolar and proud? Did you walk in the parade?
A: No i keep it a secret, I am ashamed of it

Q: So you are bi, bipolar, a polar bear, and a bear?
A: I'm gay,bipolar, and a kitty Kat.

Q: Is that a reference to Kat (C6)? Are you adding to internet spoilers that say she's the C6 winner?
A: The Kat's meow.....

Q: How do you respond to accusations that the deadly vipers targeted you, got in ur head; made u quit. Cuz they saw u as their only threat?
A: They're still in my head. They wont get out. When I look in the mirror I see Hana behind me holding a pair of scissors mouthing the words "It's Ty-over time".

Q: So you're saying they were the Jades of the model house?
A: Yes, they made me cry a lot. This whole experience made me appreciate Gina's struggle.

Q: Is there anything you would like the readers to know about you?
A: I want to let everyone know about the night Jared and Leigh took my virginity. I loved Leigh, and one night we got drunk and he took me a few hours later. It was like cinemax after hours.

Q: How was that?
A: It was good. Leigh lost his condom inside me and I held onto it as a momento of our love. I keep it in a baggy next to my photo of Dolly Parton.

Stay tuned for part 2 of my interview with Roderick!!!


* The beginning of this interview was edited to make Roderick sound like Ebony Morgan.
** The end of this interview was NOT edited....

LIES! I took no such thing!!

For the record Roderick and I just cuddled and listened to Modest Mouse.

OMG, why haven't there been more of these? I demand more exit interviews! Farewell Roderick, my chameleon of fierce.

i agree with rachums.

i'll see you later roderick.

CellarDoor wrote:LIES! I took no such thing!!

For the record Roderick and I just cuddled and listened to Modest Mouse.

Hey, I don't interpret the truth.... I just report it.

I'm gonna make my next interview more scandalous. Also I'm gonna keep referencing myself like Tyra does in all her interviews.

Hopefully I don't have to interview you Rachums.... unless its a post-win interview