100 Things We've Learned from ANTM Cycle 15

Anything to keep us alive!

1. This cycle actually takes itself quasi-semi-kinda-sorta-seriously. Even Tyra's hair has toned it down to fasHUN.
2. Andre Leon Talley thinks you're gauche.
3. It's okay to be stick-thin as long as it's the result of reverse metabolic syndrome instead of having to work at it (Not saying that Anamaria doesn't suck or that trying to get your body to do what it doesn't want to is healthy.), because everyone who sees the models will be learned in ANTM trivia enough to know the difference. So they won't be self-conscious at all!
4. Jay was a band geek. One time at band camp, he learned how to polish clarinets. The counselor told him he could blow like Barry Manilow.
5. "Big square head" is a power word/phrase, as opposed to the much more offensive "big face."
6. It's not okay to be too obvious even when you've got what you're portraying scrawled all over your body.
7. Laryngitis gets worse when you cry.
8. Demi Lovato was called promiscuous when she was 12, so now she considers bullying one of her "platforms."
9. Tyra is obsessed with boobs.
10. Vogue Italia. Vogue ItaliUH. BRAZILIA!

Keep it goin'!

11. Tyra doesnt know how to hide her D's better than her G's!
12. Nigel will be black by cycle 17.
13. Esther has a gawjuss face but doesnt know what to do with it.
14. Ann doesnt look as anorexic as you'd think she would half naked.

keep it going y'all

Roderick, aren't you supposed to be dead or something?

yes but i am a zombie now

(I feel like eventually the G's from G's to Gents will show up and be all, "Y'all keep talking about us. What's up with that?")

15. You can rap, you can dance, you can complete your sister's sentences, you can pose like a tumbleweed, but no matter what you do, Stacey Ann's audition will always be better than yours.
16. It was all Ann's idea. I thought Lexie said it was her idea. Something smells like Tyra's cooch.
17. Apparently dentists will actually widen your tooth gap if you ask.
18. Wearing black wings makes you look more like a "Jay"-bird than a fallen angel.
19. Nigel Barker's sexiness now needs to be noted in a way distinctly separate from his other qualifications.
20. Apparently the best models of the week all get called down at once now. Either a) They stole a page from every other show for no apparent reason or b) They wanted to save time, also for no apparent reason.

21) Moms will be eliminated 20 minutes after revealing they're a mom.
22) Tracking sand into the house must be worse when you have a sandpit in your house.