Nigel's Photo Tips 101

HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA

Are you worried because you're taking your pictures using tungsten light and you come out looking orange? If not, you should be.
But not to worry, fellow web users!. The solution to this is pretty simple. All you have to do is change the white balance on your camera (all cameras should have this option, unless of course it's a disposable camera).
Try using different settings. Test them out. You'll see that the end result will be much more pleasing.
That is all.

and that's how nigel c's it!

WENDY I LOVE YOU for the Glee reference!

And good tips, nigel!!!

Theycallmethumper wrote:HOW NOT TO LOOK LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA

Are these the Jay tips I kept telling you to offer??? I thought you were gonna discuss posing for short, chubby, chocolatiers.


"What tips do you have for eliminated models?"

don't you wanna know what i could say to the models that will be eliminated?
that's not my area of expertise, i just give tips on how to take good pictures.

Theycallmethumper wrote:don't you wanna know what i could say to the models that will be eliminated?
that's not my area of expertise, i just give tips on how to take good pictures.

Damn, I was hoping your response would be something like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geWdkyPfC-Q#t=6m35s

i know, i got the reference that's why i fixed the question.

I know. I'm just saying for the models that were asking ME. Cuz they wanted to know what that was about....

well i've never been eliminated so i wouldn't know how to answer that question.

Nigel, you are eliminated from the panel

buh-bye

whatevs you wish you could say that seriously but you know you can't cause i'm your fav

I thought you were eliminated during BMs?

my fave? says you

bitch please, says you.