judging panel #1

Actually.... I have. I grew up very poor and everything in our house was "government", from the cheese right down to the bed sheets. Also I was the darkest of my siblings and they used to call me blackula


no, I can't back that up. I grew up wealthy...... I WAS the darkest though, but they didn't call me blackula

so the kids in china did make bank making those air jordans??

Is that a racist remark Roderick Perhaps you're catching on...too quickly. I will destroy you roderick...

i learnded from the bestest

and the darkest

lmao

CellarDoor wrote:and the darkest

I didn't mention they DID call me the hunchblack of notre dame. Now I'm sad. Screw you guys, I'm going home

how the fuck did you get that nickname??

I have hunchback and I'm really dark. They were gonna call me Wesley Snipes, but at the time he was very popular.

lol aww connan sweety pie

i want to be the jarnon of cycle 6

both connan and jared are so creative

cycle 5 connan lol

jared ur hot let me hit you up

HAHA

Sorry, I don't date.

Growing up my dad was black and my mom was white. My sister had long black hair like Pocahontas and people would be like "is she adopted?" and I'd be like "why would you ask such a stupid question?". So ahh...

what does that have to do with Dating someone?

im so lost.

I think I understand.

Jared-winner-of-cycle-5, is your new 'CellarDoor' name referring to a quote in Donnie Darko?

neither do i, see we got sumthing in common

Jared doesn't date cuz he's into "da game". If Roderick wants to play "da game" I think you two can be a great couple!

Eff you Roderick, I was creative in C2 as well.... except in C5 I was creative AND "pretty" JK

Come on guys, know your stuff Connan knows whats up.
Some people say black people should only be with black people, white people should only be with white people. People are just people.

Rachums wrote:

Jared-winner-of-cycle-5, is your new 'CellarDoor' name referring to a quote in Donnie Darko?

Yes

"This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that Cellar Door is the most beautiful."

& you can just call me Jared.

People who love people are the luckiest people in the world. Color aint a thing but a chicken wing.


Unless that chicken wing is white, I don't like white meat.

well fuck

i happen to be a quarter chicken

damnit

oh well jared i dont discrminate..lol

i like all shapes, sizes and colors

but im diggin ur nshape, size and color right now

you guys are so gay

lmO WELL IN mt video for the judges i make it clear im a slut and down for anything.

fire crotches
african american
Latino
german
russian
asian
austrellian

hell ill bonk anything with a Penis

dont use thyat word in my house!!

jared, your sob story is extremely similar to gabrielle's!
i was like, didn't that happen to gabrielle?
wow what a coincidence!

Me and Jared have a lot in common. It turns out our childhood stories were stolen by ANTM contestants!

It's so weird. When I saw her in the casting room I was like.. which ANTM producer has been reading my diary?

She even stole the whole face-looking-like-a-sleepy-squashed-gnat thing from me. I should've copyrighted all that jazz.