Thins that are awesome when you're baked.

This Is Chris wrote:I did visit you, Connan!
Little Mongo and I came to see you, but you just yelled at me and told me that I didn't deserve to be in the presence of the runner-up to an online modeling competition.

Oh yeah! I forgot about that. I'm sorry the drugs, both prescribed and street, had more of an effect then I thought. How's mongo doing? Have you taught him to smize laser beams out of his eyes yet? I think Jared should be the god daddy. He can teach him the ways of the modeling "force".

Avess is a used douche

Mongo is a girl, firstly. Abdul's the boy.

And I actually had Mongo aborted the other day. The doctor said I couldn't abort her at first since she was already born, but I found a way around that. All I did was stuff her back up my uterus!! Clever, huh? She was as good as new..... until I aborted her that is.

So, yeah... while you were sleeping I killed our daughter. (That sounds like some fucked up Sandra Bullock film from the nineties.)

But Abdul is ok! I decided to keep him. Jared can be his god papi.

I don't know about these kids. I'm an absentee parent. To solidify the god papi status we need him to sign a contract that says he promises to reenact at least 1 scene from "Precious" a day.

So sticking things in uteri is the answer to all of life's problems

Am I ready to be a god-daddy?

Does that mean I'll get stretchmarks?

Ah, hell I can't leave little Abdul hanging. Especially after the sudden and disgusting loss of his sister.

Now that there's no chance of Chris ever having anything come out of that vag of his alive the youngin really needs all the role mawdulz he can get.

Mel is faxing over the contract as we speak so heres my duties as a pop-pop..

*paints face black*
I wish I had a light-skinned boyfriend with real nice hair. And I wanna be on the cover of a magazine. But first I wanna be in one of them BET videos. Momma said I can't dance. Plus, she said who wants to see my big ass dancing, anyhow?

Bitches be hijacking my thread. Bitches don't know.

HAI!*thread..lowjacking?*

-Michel Gondry films
-Old school Nickelodeon
-Diners
-Sarah Silverman
-Dancercize.
-Showering & shaving
-Beat literature
-Trampolines
-Dazed & Confused magasine

i dont fina sarah silverman all tha funny i dont get the hype around her tbh.

she is just odd and ignorant

shes like a retard you can laugh at

and she's a pretty comedian

I don't like her stand-up, all stand-up sucks arse, but I like her show. It's not amazing but it's funny and she's cute.
She's mega hot actually.

Wait. I do have a list

-Daria
-Joan Crawford/Betteee Davis movies
-Siouxsie & The Banshees
-Fever Ray

Avess wrote:all stand-up sucks arse

no.


Kathy. Griffin.

And Mitch Hedberg!!

and that american guy from mighty boosh

he is hilarious

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Rich Fulcher haha. He performed here this year in a festival called the Fringe and Eleanor but tix sold out before I could get one. My sister went though and said it was awesome.

Speaking of seeing the Boosh, I saw Mike Fielding last night. Hes touring Australia doing a DJ set. It was originally meant to be him doing it as him, but they advertised it as a Naboo DJ set and made it a dress up event- but it wasnt really a Naboo DJ set coz it was just Mike Fielding being Mike Fielding lol.

Oh man it was terrible. Pretty much all he did was play one song after another- no mixing or anything- he didnt even mix the songs together in the transition from one to the next, he pretty much just hit play, it was awful and so many people left haha.

The drinks were cheap though haha

aw poor guy

elenor the tour whore!! i love her

Poor guy? It was a scam I tells ya!!! He was like hmm whats a way I can make lots of money without having to do much? I know! Ill play some tunes! Cant be too hard right! Everyone loves the Mighty Boosh, that'll get me enough sales through the door to hear me play a CD!!! haha

Me and my friends figured out that he would be making about a quarter of a million on that tour. Crazy!!!

things that make you go mmmh

let me add to the list:

-the movie "Smiley Face" (w/ anna farris)

-Emilliana Torrini's music

-Popcorn&CoaCoa Puffs!!!! (ASK OMEGA ;D)

-taco bell at 2AM!!

-a can of arizona tea!!

-sunchips

-reciting lines from family guy
(Note to yal:If u quote the old pedofile guy youre just weird)

-reciting lines from any movie, show, or just some random ass moment that has
no real funny point but to you it was just the funniest shit on earth!!

-or when you find yourself spacing off numerous times!!!







......I can go on for days!!!!

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jesus just summed it all up

I LOVE Emiliana Torrini, and Taco Bell is my one LEGAL vice.

taco bell makes your life shorter

and bree i love ur av

very angelc

-Apple cinnamon cheerios and milk in a plastic cup
-The show "Weeds"
-3D movies
-Anything on wii sports (especially table tennis and bowling)
-Gatorade
-Buffets
-Sex obv
-Eddie Izzard

Just a few of my favorites while stoned :]

hey bingo! so introduce yourself beautiful!

Aw thanks :] My name's Chelsea, I came across this site on imdb and am now obsessed haha