I got a new ketteh!

His name is Nigel and he is feirce!



And Attention deficit



And overly snuggly [which is rare for all my experience with kitty cats]




And then my room mate's asshole cat, Hardcastle McCormak beats him up [Not pictured]

p.s- Somephoto shop shiz you might like, I did them for Cracked.com but they weren't good enough. Theme was 'If cartoons were more realistic"

and

aaaw your kitty is super cute! I'm stealing him!

....wait I forgot how much I hate cats. Everytime I go up to one, they hiss at me. I actually got scratched in the face before from a freakin' cat. Also not to forget I'm super allergic to them. Their hair gets my eyes SUPER red and watery, like someone shot me in the eye or that my eye is bleeding at it. One time, I was at a friend's block party and we're chillin outside and my friend's cat comes near me and her hair somehow flies into my eye and I didn't feel anything at first. 15 minutes later, my eye starts watery. And then the ice cream truck arrives and I'm standing in line, I was close to first and I didn't want to leave the line because I didn't want the stupid little demons (little kids) to take all the good ice cream. So it was finally my turn and the ice cream man gave me this weird look when I ordered an ice cream cookie sandwhich. He thought I had some disease or something, like the zombies from 28 days later. So then I ate my ice cream, ignoring my eyes and then my friend grabbed me, dropped my ice cream, and she took care of my eyes. I was pissed but at least my eyes were better.

Yeah that's my story. But cats are cute.....from a distance. Just like kids.

Nigel likes watching Lady Gaga music videos and he would never turn a slaw on you. Bu that is an epic story! Ice creem truck included, lol.

lmao at least I didn't pay for the ice cream otherwise I would've been more pissed! It was FREE ice cream! It was an orgasmic explosion of chocolaty and cookie goodness!

Also what the hell with the lion king picture LMFAO! It's like what Brittany Market or Natalie Pack would to do Tyra after their jank eliminations!

Perhaaaps...

No it's just what the REAL LionKing would be like. 'Hankuna Mata--what the fuck?!"

And the other one with the trash is what would ATHF would be in Real Life.

The doggy pic should seriously be the featured picture for this homeless shoot. FCO for you!

In the REAL lion king, Simba would slaughter all of those singing bitches!

my kitties cuter, her name is scooter, it sounds like pooter. but she is my scooter.. not a pooter.. scooter..

toodalooderrrrr.

You should post a picture
instead of a scripture
or is this a rhyming mixture?

)

I heart the one with the kitty paw in the foreground.

I <3 cats.. teeeheee!

True that! But I'm totally not a cat lady.

crazy cat lady is my backup plan.