Chris' Post-Show Werrrrrk

I'm so lost now. Talk about tangent. I think this was supposed to be about Chris as the second coming of London. Somehow Kazara implied that Chris was a prostitute like London.

Well, I am a prostitute, so....

im a skank, i dont charge for my services...

Prostitution? I don't know, I just have a problem with people thinking it's a problem. (said by Elina, not me!)

Wait, whoever said that Chris was like London?

EDIT: K, I get it now. Had to catch up on the reading.

i didnt like elina

I said Chris was the second coming of London, right before I eliminated him

I LOVED Elina's look. SHe looked Kinda-Maybe Asian. I figured she'd be the closest we'd get to an Asian winner.... not the case.

oh well im going to bed...and chris is hot...

It's ight, Connan. I don't need your approval to be ANTM, so go ahead and eliminate me. America loves me, just like Angelea.
And oh my gosh, Elina was my goddess in Cycle 11

Wow, thanks Rouge. That was rather unexpected haha

I thought Elina was cool 'til she started arguing with my boo Sheena. Then she was done in my book. ;D

That

oh well im going to bed...and chris is hot...

reminded me of this:

"I was so excited, Raina. I was like, Oh my god. I was in bed going, Ooh, I can't wait to shoot Raina. She's the wolf girl. She's got those eyes. She's Rebecca Romijn. She's Brooke Shields."

xP

Yeah, I'm probably out for tonight, too, y'all. And Chris is haaaawt!

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Chris, i just might have to dump Karasu for you.

Joey, you can haz K. when Chris gives me the O.K.

Chris?

chris is a total "DUMP YOUR BF FOR THIS GUY" type of guy...lol...

ooooooooooooooh, saw you guys' edits.

i'm trying to work on my photoshop skillz too, so here you go, Chris, feel free to use them:

Jonny you know I'd love to be yours
And your photoshops are soo cool! I love them all, especially the first, second, and last ones.

Hey Chris, I know how photoshop too! Want me to photoshop your head onto an animal? Maybe a jaguar or a leopard... something fierce!

That'd be fierrrrce, Connan. I don't want you to go out of your way though, but if you want to that'd be cool

I wish I knew how to hardcore photoshop pictures. All I can do is make it brighter/darker and whatnot.

just play around with it. saturation, hue, levels, the healing brushes, etc.

just stay away from filters unless you're going to alter the filters so heavily that it doesn't look cliche and cheap. unless that's what you're going for. =p

HAHA Chris, I was being a sarcastic ass. I don't have those photoshop skillz either (Haven't you seen my photos?!). All I can do is change colors too.

Maybe ballard or rouge could do that though, that would be fierce. I'd nominate the Chris-lion hybrid as the INTM mascot.

Hottamaletrain wrote:
Maybe ballard or rouge could do that though, that would be fierce. I'd nominate the Chris-lion hybrid as the INTM mascot.

Ballard's photoshop was not that great, actually. he didn't even know what he was talking about.

Leigh: Make your photos B&W

Ballard: Actually it's called GREYSCALE. you should tell them to make their photos GREYSCALE, they're not called BLACK & WHITE.

and i was like, um, B&W is a more common term for it.

god, where's Ballard? ROUGE, get that tard here so i can knock the fuck out of him. i HATE when people pretend to be smarter than others when they don't know wtf they're talking about.

k
/end rant.

Haha, aight Connan.

And yes! Someone go get Ballard. I need something to laugh at right now.
He told me I had "unbecoming taste." What does that even mean!!?


HAHA And I second your nomination, Connan.

that third to last looks like the one i wanted to do...like it...

And on the "scale" of "grey-at" to terrible, we all know where he was!

...Wow, that was terrible.

lol...

This Is Chris wrote:
He told me I had "unbecoming taste." What does that even mean!!?

once i taste you, Chris, you will "um, be cumming"

;D

J.B. wrote:

This Is Chris wrote:
He told me I had "unbecoming taste." What does that even mean!!?

once i taste you, Chris, you will "um, be cumming"

;D

And that, Jonny, is why I love you

Punnin' and cummin'! Rocking pun. I'm jealous of those punning abilities. Pure genius!